vampireapologist:

After baths my dog Kylie always runs around at full speed with her face on the floor to dry it off she just goes hog wild and she’s having flea problems rn bc they’re bad this summer even with medication obvs so I just gave her a flea bath which are super drying so I rubbed her down with coconut oil afterward and what I’m leading up to here is there is now a slime weasel that we can not grab ricocheting at full speed between furniture like some sort of chaotic oily pinball