Me: mentions deadlines September 1st

Me: puts assignment online, complete with questions they’ll be expected to answer

Me: gives pupils 2 months for this assignment

Me: mentions the assignment every week, asking pupils where they are at, what steps they’re planning

Me: guys, the deadline is in 10 days and I haven’t seen any progress from anyone

Pupils: an?? Assignment?? Due??? This is literally the first time you mentioned this ever??? You expect me to read a book in 10 days?? Impossible

pasiphile:

WHO KEEPS PUTTING ALWAYS CRASHING IN THE SAME CAR IN YULETIDE

I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S NOT @HOLYFANT AND I KNOW IT’S NOT @DEGENEZIJDE AND YET I WAS PRETTY CONVINCED WE WERE THE ONLY THREE BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT KNOW ABOUT ACITSC

Well, us and the entire Paul Mcgann tag, darling.