Me: so, thoughts on time travel?

Pupil 1: it scares me. What if I, like, break the first lightbulb ever made? We wouldn’t have lightbulbs!

Me: I.. Doubt that’d mean we wouldn’t have lightbulbs. Unless, like, you push Thomas Edison under a train.

Pupil 2: so is no one going to comment on how creepy it is she knows the guy’s name?

childermarse:

for @shygaladriel: another all-time favorite scene.

trasemc:

₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ We dance better than humans

also posters

at this point, a teacher is just someone who thinks an “inspiring” video will solve anything

Tell me the last book you read and what you thought of it

hOW DaRe tHEY

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

jumpingjacktrash:

thecheshirecass:

atalana:

Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes

This may be the greatest writing on D&D of our lifetimes. I know it looks like a lot, but please read it, you will be so happy and you will either begin to understand D&D or else recognize this rightness in your SOUL.

this is so deeply correct i may never stop nodding

This is so, so accurate!

birdloaf:

its almost fall, time for vladislav cat

myfavoritedemons:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

myfavoritedemons:

sunshineodinsons:

anti: if you ship thorki i am worried for your siblings, just let them have a normal brotherly relationship

me, an intellectual: if you think thor and loki have a normal brotherly relationship, i am extremely worried for your siblings

#good job I’m an only child

as an only child siblings are basically a fictional trope, twins even more so. i’m very happy this way.

Seriously who in the real world has more than one child, what a zany concept

“oh, you hate each other but also would do anything for each other? all right…gay…”